What would you do if you encountered a backward-talking broom in real life?

Scream like a schoolgirl and pee myself
4 Votes (3.67%)
Roundhouse kick to wherever its head should be, followed by dragon-fist uppercut
13 Votes (11.93%)
Take a fun ride in the padded van to the happy farm
10 Votes (9.17%)
Rock out on air guitar
6 Votes (5.50%)
Sweep the floor
9 Votes (8.26%)
Push the B button and Select button simultaneously, thus displaying the world map
48 Votes (44.04%) OK over there, Brian?
19 Votes (17.43%)

Apr 16, 2010 11:16 AM PDT

This... Was an interesting one...

Apr 16, 2010 11:24 AM PDT

man there should be an "all of the above"....

Apr 16, 2010 11:59 AM PDT

completely random poll... I LOVE IT :D

Apr 16, 2010 12:09 PM PDT


Apr 16, 2010 12:16 PM PDT

So, I'm the only person with enough sense to sweep with a broom, eh?

Apr 16, 2010 12:20 PM PDT

sense enough to sweep with a talking broom?

Apr 16, 2010 03:37 PM PDT


Apr 16, 2010 03:38 PM PDT

#3, the fun ride to the happy farm, isn't all its cracked up to be. trust me, ive experienced it. OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!!!!!!

Apr 16, 2010 03:58 PM PDT

Not understand what it says do to I can not read real voices backwards.

Would be concerned that the broom was sweeping the floor by itself.

Apr 16, 2010 05:54 PM PDT

I'm the only one who would scream like a schoolgirl and pee myself? How would you all be so calm?! It's a freakin' backward-talking broom!

Apr 16, 2010 10:30 PM PDT

You are talking about a community that has brainwashed themselves with this game. It isn't that we aren't scared, we just don't care anymore.

Apr 17, 2010 04:24 AM PDT


Apr 17, 2010 01:13 PM PDT

I think we as a community don't want to admit that being a schoolgirl is our greatest fantasy. ...right guys?

Anyhow, this poll is completely relevant and anyone that says otherwise is irrelevant.

Apr 17, 2010 08:49 PM PDT

I say that it is irrelevant, making me irrelevant. Screw that.

Apr 17, 2010 09:51 PM PDT

I would love to have a world map appear before my eyes when ever i'm outside!

Apr 18, 2010 09:02 PM PDT

Eff to the yes.

Apr 21, 2010 05:39 AM PDT

That was so lame Cyph3r

Apr 21, 2010 02:40 PM PDT

They are hopefully developing the technology for a TCELES B HSUP world map to appear when we're outside, which would be FRICKIN AWESOME.

Cuz who needs a GPS when you got a TCELES B HSUP?

Apr 22, 2010 03:41 AM PDT

Oh, Hell yes. TCELES B HSUP beats Tom Tom any day.

On topic: Tatsu Maki Sen Puu Kyaku!

Apr 22, 2010 06:17 AM PDT

I apoligise for my lameness

Apr 23, 2010 11:35 AM PDT

Brian, put down the alchohol and get some sleep. please

Apr 25, 2010 01:02 PM PDT

Who says i don't admit my schoolgirl fantasy?

Auto-sweeping brooms are very practical. Matoya should sell those, she'd be a millionaire.

Apr 25, 2010 01:02 PM PDT

Who says i don't admit my schoolgirl fantasy?

Auto-sweeping brooms are very practical. Matoya should sell those, she'd be a millionaire.

Apr 27, 2010 01:52 AM PDT

I'd roundhouse it like my main man Chuck.

Apr 30, 2010 08:41 PM PDT


No need to apologise were all lame here :D

Jun 13, 2010 12:45 AM PDT

Lol. I gots the map.

Jun 20, 2010 02:25 PM PDT

Ok, lets see where I parked my airship... er... I mean, my car.

Jun 25, 2010 02:17 PM PDT


Jul 12, 2010 09:51 PM PDT

acutally, I ould have a backwards chat, then sweep the floor.

Jul 16, 2010 09:49 AM PDT

@kain speak for yourself

Jul 26, 2010 06:41 AM PDT

So suddenly 10 people are now Chuck Norris?!

Jul 28, 2010 01:54 AM PDT

I dragon-fist uppercut everything, so it's only logical to do it to a backwards-talking broom.

Jul 30, 2010 10:02 AM PDT

Carefull, if you find one, there's 20 more around the corner. And we don't take kindly to getting a dragon-fist uppercut.

Aug 07, 2010 03:22 PM PDT

goin to the happy farm cuz its where i live...

Aug 11, 2010 10:50 AM PDT

i would open the world map and say thanks to the broom

Sep 17, 2010 04:44 PM PDT

Ummm no comment

Sep 25, 2015 12:22 PM PDT

Open the world map, I have places to be things to destroy speaking of which I should probably blow up the broom... hehehe.

Aug 19, 2016 07:23 PM PDT

I'll pick it up, turn it into an air guitar then do the " Sweet child of mine" guitar solo.

Jul 31, 2017 03:25 PM PDT

Because it is a magic broom... I would take a fun ride (not to the happy farm)... but on the broom flying around the sky.

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