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Apr 06, 2010 05:00 PM PDT, Posted by Nic
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Brian is officially fresh off the boat in Canada. He says he decided to make this site into a Dragon Warrior site.

24 Comments
Apr 06, 2010 04:20 PM PDT

Yay update!

Apr 06, 2010 04:49 PM PDT

A, its been a month. where the hell have you been. and B, lets not do the thing with the dragon warrior thingy. On an unrelated note, im playing through Chrono Trigger.

Apr 06, 2010 05:24 PM PDT

What?

Apr 06, 2010 05:30 PM PDT

Sounds good to me! Just as long as you don't start claiming that it's called "Dragon Quest" like some kind of prick.

I mean, dang. Come on. We're 'MERICANS. Right?

Apr 06, 2010 05:46 PM PDT

The Dragon Warrior would totally kick Bahamut's ass.

Apr 06, 2010 07:17 PM PDT

Is this an April Fool's joke?

Apr 06, 2010 07:20 PM PDT

is this an April Fool's Joke 5 days late?

Apr 06, 2010 07:21 PM PDT

also, Ruzlok, your a jaksas, and ff1, i do believe kain is Irish

Apr 06, 2010 07:44 PM PDT

I have a feeling that Dragon Warriors wouldn't even make it past Elfland in FF1.

So, I disagree with Ruzlock.

However, I think changing this entire site into a Dragon warrior site would be a good idea. It's been FF1 for too long. We need to change things completely and start from scratch, eliminating one of the greatest and most reknown FF1 sites on the web in the process.

Since it's currently called Final Fantasy Classic, I suggest the new name be:

Erdrick! Dead in Elfland!!!!

Apr 06, 2010 08:25 PM PDT

uh... wow... this is interesting... changing an FF1 dedicated site over to a Dragon Warrior dedicated site.... just as long as you keep it the awesome Dragon Warrior for NES and not the low end Dragon Quest for FC :P

so when should we expect Brian to pop up and say april fools?

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*nom nom*
Apr 06, 2010 09:15 PM PDT

Brian's scared any of you took this seriously. Really now.

But in all seriousness, immigrating and moving take time away from working on this site. I'm also trying to graduate university, and then we're going to move again within the month. We'll have more time later.

Apr 06, 2010 09:41 PM PDT

heh... I don't think many of us really did take it seriously... but a few seemed very confused LOL

Apr 06, 2010 11:18 PM PDT

Gald to see no one's dead, Dragon Quest!

Apr 06, 2010 11:38 PM PDT

Late 4/1 joke, nice, but terrifying.

For the record, though, Dragon Warrior is also a classic.

Apr 06, 2010 11:39 PM PDT

I am SERIOUSLY confused. So, is this a joke?

Apr 06, 2010 11:40 PM PDT

And post your thoughts on my thread in the forums.

Apr 07, 2010 03:26 AM PDT

Wait, how did you get off then? Did you use Leila's ship from FF2 that can dock anywhere?

Apr 07, 2010 06:28 AM PDT

Yeah, I'm worried some of you may have taken my comment seriously, as well. It was just a play on words. However, if you did want to argue against it, you would first have to prove that Bahamut himself could get past Elfland in FF1. ;P

Does it really need to be 4/1 in order to tell a joke on this site? I was not aware of this rule. Clearly, neither was Brian.

Apr 07, 2010 10:41 PM PDT

Dragon Warrior ends with you killing the Dragon Lord. FF1 ends with a Goddamn time paradox. I think the joke's on us.

Apr 08, 2010 06:46 AM PDT

WTF Did he just say, somthing about a dragon warrior?

Apr 12, 2010 10:36 AM PDT

Hmm..too bad us robots don't have a sense of humor..=D

Jul 26, 2010 09:45 AM PDT

Huh?

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